Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”
Deep voice clip: “COME.”
Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: “COME. COME.”
Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*
splatoon really is the best game on earth because instead of being named normal things the weapons are named like. The 5 dollar Sloppy Toppy 200. The Squirtmaster. The Hypergouger Supreme . and the competitive scene is sincerely along the lines of “if you don’t Sloog with the Slippy You slosh too much to activate your Messy Special” . “i main the Tony super sucker “ and it’s like ok okay.
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